| Napoleon Dynamite | |
|---|---|
 Ladies, you know you want some of this. | |
| Gender |
Male |
| Homeland |
Preston, Idaho |
| Race |
Human |
Napoleon Dynamite is a student at Preston High School in Preston, Idaho. He currently lives at home with his grandmother and her pet llama, Tina. He has a 32-year-old brother, Kip Dynamite, who used to live with them until he met LaFawnduh Lucas, the love of his life, in a chat room and got married to her.
Why he's so amazing[]
- He was the campaign manager, bodyguard, and Secret Service Captain of Pedro Sanchez during his successful campaign for high school president.
- He's the best dancer on the planet.
- He's an expert in finding milk defects.
- He's got mad drawing skills.
- He's also pretty good with a bo staff.
- He spent last summer in Alaska hunting wolverines.
- He tamed a wild stallion for his brother's wedding.
- He can play tetherball by himself and WIN.
In the Sheezy RP[]
So what does Napoleon do, exactly?
WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE, GOSH!!!!